Best Astronut Headlines

According to Google News there are 3,226 stories on the astronaut who went psycho and drove 900 miles in a diaper to mace co-worker. Along with crazy stories come some funny headlines. Here are some of the best (or worst):

• "Astro-nut's fixation out of this world"
• "From high-flying career to 'astro-nut'"
• "Lust in space: Shuttle astronaut held over attempt to murder love rival"
• "Moonstruck astronaut’s mission improbable to murder her rival"
• "Lust in space"
• "Strobel: What makes an astronaut a stalking, vengeful space cadet?"
• "'Robochick' aimed to kill rival in love triangle, police say"
• "Astronut girl wore a nappy"
• "Astronaut's wild arrest orbits around Alaskan"
• "Houston, we seem to have a problem"
• "Fallen Astronaut Returns To Texas"
• "With Discipline Honed by Training, Police Say, Astronaut Set Out to Kill"
• "Space community shocked by love-struck astronaut"
• "When the 'right stuff' goes wrong for an astronaut"
• "Arrest mars stellar career of US astronaut"
• "Astronaut's descent casts doubt on NASA screening"
• "Shocking descent for a woman of high achievement"
• "Astronaut's Life Took Swift Nosedive"
• "When love goes wrong -- a bizarre mission"